Real Housewives

Content by Mitch Osborne

I googled Directv Brandon to see what tv options were available in my area. After last weekend, I need tv! My bulldog puppy, Layla, got sick with a parasite. It was really rough. She was so sick, the poor thing. After I took her to the vet, I stayed with her all weekend. I barely moved from her side. It was exhausting. Other than the worry, I kept thinking, "gosh, i could use some good tv options right now!" People told me that having a puppy is a lot of work. And I thought I understood.

But it's like having a baby! Seriously. It is one of the most exhausting endeavors I have ever been through and I've pulled all nighters for school. This weekend, with my new tv package, I have been laying on the couch with Layla and watching tv.

We usually keep it on Bravo, and we fall asleep on the couch and wake up to the New Jersey housewives fighting in their reunion episode. Such vitriol. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I don't understand why people being nasty to each other makes great tv. In my opinion, it doesn't. It makes me anxious.